1. Strollerderby: Some parents really go all out to make Halloween a special occasion for their children. And some parents wake up from a drunken stupor on October 31st, roll of the couch and exclaim, “It’s Hallow what?! Fine, kid, put this paper bag on your head. Now you’re the ghost of a tree. Happy, skedaddle!”
Some parents will spare no expense to make Halloween as depressing as possible. These are those parents’ kids.
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2. Sue Polinsky: HuffPo shows the worst Halloween costumes ever. This one is my choice as absolute worst. See the rest here.
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3. BigStupidIdiot.com: Dracula the Dirty Old Man
This is actually a professional costume for a very, very, very gross low-budget porn called “Dracula (The Dirty Old Man).” Because it can’t just be Dracula porn, Dracula has to be played by a gross old dude. I know what you’re thinking, that isn’t the worst Dracula costume. But trust me, this photo is cropped for your protection. Fun lameness about the film:
- His name is Count Alucard, because apparently spelling Dracula backwards is a joke somehow. But the movie still refers to him as Dracula. What?
- He speaks in an overdubbed, over-the-top Yiddish accent.
- He fights a werewolf at the end. Sort of. It’s more of a slap fight with dude wearing a carpet.
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